A scottish meal made up from everything available
[ Traditionally by remote shepherds.]

Just a decent 5^th generation aussie bloke who answers to any of :

Haggis
Mal
Grandpa
Barry
Dad
Him
You
 

(One of them is his real name, most of them are true
- everything else on this site is dinki-di.)

What does he do?

Works anti-social hours

(Thursday & Friday 12-10pm
Saturday & Sunday 8-6pm!)

Tries to stop smoking

(But doesn't really want to become a feral anti-smoker!)

Plays with his computer

(Not a propeller-head but fascinated by the Internet and what PCs can do.)

Does Jigsaws

(And tries to frame them.)

Tries to take a really good photo's

( Hasn't got one worth framing yet - apart from some of the little McSporran's.)

Researches where his genes have come from

(Grandpa Haggis already knows where they've turned up in the next 2 generations!)

Does weird things on his holidays

(Like photograph every lighthouse in Victoria in a fortnight!)

Plans his forthcoming pilgrimage to the traditional lands of the McSporran's

(It will happen this year!)

Dabbles in Writing

(Has published one FH book.
Dreams of being a free-lance travel writer.)

What does he like?

People

Conversation
Laughing
Companionship
Helping
Being Helped
Hugs

Music

Celtic
Irish: Enya, Van Morrison etc
Eva Cassidy
Sting
Anything good
Anyone gifted

Experiencing the sea and adjoining landscape in any weather

Eg. Pyramid Rock, Phillip Island;
S.E.Point, Wilson's Promontory;
Apollo Bay;
Cape Bridgewater.

Historical Stuff

Victoria
Britain
Egypt
India

Movies, Sport, Reading etc.

Comments on Website?
What's his story?
Is it worth the effort?

You'll have to get in touch >
(especially if you've made it this far!)

[email protected]

msn: melb253

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